The Life Of A Legislacerator (Open)

[*~Friigiid~*]

Terezi

"ALRIGHT, QUIET IN THE COURT! YOUR HONOURABLE TYRANNY HAS ARRIVED! BOTH PARTIES APPROACH AND GIVE THEIR OATH!" Quickly doodling Your Honourable Tyranny onto the bench, the audience rose to their feet and held their right hand, er claws, to their hearts and repeated the words spoken by billions of others throughout the years. As each took their seat on the floor, the suspect was brought forward. Coming from the closet came a strong-witted woman with the ability to solve any crime. Ms. Pyrope looked over at her plush rival and smiled, why Senator Lemonsnout! We meet again in the courtroom!

Pacing casually in front of the good Senator, Ms. Pyrope tapped her cane on her hand before stopping dead in her tracks and pressing her nose to the suspect's lemon-y proboscis. "HAVE YOU NO SHAME? PROFESSOR BERRYBREATH DID NOTHING TO YOU BUT STAY AT YOUR SIDE AND DEFEND YOU! NOW WE FIND HIM DEAD WITH YOUR SCALY PRINTS ALL OVER HIS DELICIOUS FRUITY CORPSE! DO YOU WANT TO CONFESS ANYTHING TO YOUR HONOURABLE TYRANNY?" She yelled madly. Lemonsnout stayed where he was but was sweating bullets. With an evil cackle, the Legislacerator slapped him before turning back to Her Honourable Tyranny. Don't worry, the slap wasn't hard enough to bruise. She just wanted to smell those salty tears.

"IF IT IS OKAY WITH YOU YOUR HONOUR, I'D LIKE TO BRING A WITNESS TO- OH VERY CLEVER SENATOR, KILLING ANOTHER TO MAKE SURE HIS MOUTH STAYED SHUT. YOU HAVE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF THIS TIME." Ms. Pyrope laughed as she clapped her hands. "TELL YOU WHAT. IN ORDER TO GIVE YOU A FIGHTING CHANCE, I WILL FLIP THIS COIN. IF THE BLIND SIDE IS FACE-UP, YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH. IF THE SIGHTED SIDE IS FACE-UP, YOU GO HOME A FREE MAN."

Tossing a coin into the air, Senator Lemonsnout watched with his cherry red eyes the piece of silver that determined his fate. It went up, seemed to have hung in mid-air for a moment and came down.

The flip was in Lemonsnout's favour. Oh? Mr. Senator, please tell me what you are talking about? What coin? The Prosecutor sees no coin, SHE'S BLIND REMEMBER? Cackling wildly, Ms. Pyrope grabbed Lemonsnout and stuck his neck through a noose before throwing him out the window. The rope was attached to a tree and he hung there with the others who had done evil deed in their lives. Ms. Pyrope was once again victorious in the courtroom. Cheering loudly over her court win, she didn't even notice the knocking on the door of her apartment.

[lightningstar]

Matthias knocked on the door and and heard her celebrating "She won another case again" he chuckled/sighed to himself and opened the door saying"I see we have another won case or did you have a little something in your drink" jokingly and he sat down in the chair and he looked out side the window ignoring the body and looked at the sky remembering the two battles he fought to test himself and he loss one and won the other.

He took off his glasses to reveal his eyes and he rubbed his temples "Hmm well i now know how hard it is to start a group people are ether don't want to do it, hate it, like it, but mostly don't believe in it." he sighed and he took out some of the cards he made absorbed them.

[*~Friigiid~*]

Terezi

Terezi whipped around and smelled the air carefully. Mmm, candy apple blood, but not Karkat. Matt? And as if on cue, he spoke to her.

"Of course I won, I am the very best in the business. Hehehe!" She bragged, twisting the head on one of her plush dragons. As her grin widened, her grip grew tighter and soon enough soft marshmallow fluff popped out from the Scalemate's citrus-y neck. "Maybe you should LARP with me, I seem to have run out of Defendants." She commented, throwing the body next to Professor Berrybreath who had a large stick shoved into his belly and fake magenta blood splattered all over.

"A group you say?" Terezi asked, quickly closing the gap between her and Matt to the point their noses touched. Her sightless red eyes narrowed in excitement. "Is this group exclusive or are you gonna tell me to invite my loser friends too?" Backing away, Terezi grabbed her cane and twirled it around before hitting Matt upside the head with it. "BECAUSE SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE A BUNCH OF WEIRDOS!!" She yelled.

[lightningstar]

"Oh put down the cane and it is for anyone that is willing to join and risk themselves for what it is meant for which is to help out all people with powers to help train them to use them and to keep the military away" he said and he put back on his sunglasses and he made a ID card and he made it especially for her saying"If you choose to join then i will give you this card that will become ice cold when you go by one of my many hid outs and will become stone when you are near me and will give you away of contacting me if you need help"